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Poo-Pourri

There's an interesting story behind the unique Poo-Pourri collection of products. Some say it might be apocryphal, but perhaps it may be true. It goes as follows:

NOT SO LONG AGO, THERE WAS A YOUNG LAD KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LAND AS THE "LITTLE STINKER". HIS BATHROOM ODOR WAS SO ATROCIOUS THAT HE WAS BANNED FROM ALL THE VILLAGE POTTIES AND OUTCAST BY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE. AS HE LIVED IN ISOLATION, THE YOUNG LAD MADE A WISH UPON A STAR THAT HE WOULD ONE DAY BE ABLE TO FROLIC AMONG THE TOWNSPEOPLE. IT WAS JUST SO THAT THE FAIRY POO MOTHER (SUZY POO) HEARD HIS CRY FOR HELP. SHE FORMULATED A POTION, AND WITH THE MAGIC WORDS, "SPRITZ THE BOWL BEFORE YOU GO AND NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER KNOW", THE YOUNG BOY'S LIFE WAS FOREVER CHANGED! THE VILLAGERS BEGAN TO VIEW HIM AS ROYALTY, FOR THEY KNOW HE LEFT BEHIND A PARADISE OF GOOD SCENTS, FAR SURPASSING THOSE OF EVEN THEIR KING. HE BECAME KNOWN AS THE "ROYAL POOPER", ALWAYS SMILING AS HE SAT ON HIS THRONE. THE MAGIC POTION WAS GIVEN THROUGHOUT THE LAND AND IS KNOW TODAY AS POO~POURRI. THE ROYAL POOPER IS NOW FREE FROM HIS STINKY HISTORY AND ENJOYING THE SMELL OF SUCCESS.

When you try these formulations, you'll find that this remarkable story is certainly plausible, because you too will feel like royalty, never leaving behind any unpleasant odors after you take care of business on your throne! People laugh at this product... until they try it! After that, you'll never want to be without it when you need it again! Try all the best poo pourri scents in this collection of toilet sprays. This is the original "before you go bathroom spray".

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